Star Trek Guide

My thoughts on getting into The Next Generation (TNG)

19 EPISODES
14 HOURS, 15 MINUTES

These episodes are to get used to the characters and universe. I feel they are an adequate summation of the series as a whole, but this list does not contain several of what I consider to be the best episodes. Skin of Evil is easily the weakest in the bunch, but I feel it provides necessary context for other important moments. If you watch these and enjoy them, you may wish to wait to watch All Good Things as it is the series finale. But, I think everything will be enjoyable even if you go back to watch more after having seen it.

SEASON 1

01 & 02
ENCOUNTER AT FARPOINT
PARTS 1 & 2

If we’re going to be damned, let’s be damned for what we really are.

13
DATALORE

Shut up Wesley!

23
SKIN OF EVIL [ bleh ]

Did I miss the point? No you didn’t, Data. You got it.


SEASON 2

16
Q WHO

If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid.

SEASON 3

13
DEJA Q
A couple of hours ago, I realized that my body was no longer functioning properly. I felt weak, I could no longer stand. The life was oozing out of me, I lost consciousness.

15
YESTERDAY’S ENTERPRISE
A Warrior’s Drink!

26
The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1
Mr. Worf … Fire.

SEASON 4

01
THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS, PART 2

Incorrect strategy, number one.

02
FAMILY

I tried so hard. But I wasn't strong enough! I wasn't good enough!

03
BROTHERS
Humans are mortal, they seem to need a sense of continuity.
Why? To give their lives meaning, a sense of purpose.


SEASON 5

02
DARMOK

Shaka, when the walls fell.

19
THE FIRST DUTY
The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it's scientific truth, or historical truth, or personal truth!

SEASON 6

10 & 11
CHAIN OF COMMAND, PARTS 1 & 2

When children learn to devalue others, they can devalue anyone, including their parents.

SEASON 7

08
ATTACHED
There is a way out of every box, a solution to every puzzle; it's just a matter of finding it.

15
LOWER DECKS
Perhaps next time you are judged unfairly, it will not take so many bruises for you to protest.

25 & 26
ALL GOOD THINGS, PARTS 1 & 2
Strange, isn't it? Everything you know, your entire civilization, it all begins right here in this little pond … of goo.

61 EPISODES
45 HOURS, 45 MINUTES

These episodes meet at least one of the following criteria for me:

1. The episode is very strong on it’s own, or
2. The episode is pretty good and contains canon or context for another important episode.

This list contains 4 episodes that I consider top tier* for the series.

SEASON 1

03
THE NAKED NOW
No, this will take slightly more time than we have, sir.

06
WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE
That space and time and thought aren’t the separate things they appear to be?

15
11001001
Why didn’t you just ask for our help?
You might have said no.

22
SYMBIOSIS
In this situation the prime directive prohibits me from helping you.
That’s absurd.
You did not think so when it worked in your favor.

26
THE NEUTRAL ZONE
Yes, I have provided for myself. I have a substantial portfolio, and it’s critical I check on it. Let the bank know that I’m alive and well.

SEASON 2

01
THE CHILD

One is my name. The other is not.

02
WHERE SILENCE HAS LEASE
Captain, the most elementary and valuable statement in science, the beginning of wisdom, is 'I do not know.’

03
ELEMENTARY, DEAR DATA

Am I so different from you, doctor? Are you able to cease thinking on command?

09
THE MEASURE OF A MAN
*
I am the culmination of one man's dream. This is not ego or vanity, but when Doctor Soong created me, he added to the substance of the universe. If, by your experiments, I am destroyed, something unique — something wonderful — will be lost. I cannot permit that. I must protect his dream.

11
CONTAGION

What happened? Any answer would be mere speculation. This is yet another example of how our actions have random results.

17
SAMARITAN SNARE
Wishing for a thing does not make it so.

20
THE EMISSARY

I've noted that some people use humor as a shield. They talk much, yet say little.

21
PEAK PERFORMANCE
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life.

SEASON 3

02
THE ENSIGNS OF COMMAND

You appeared to need it.

04
WHO WATCHES THE WATCHERS
Millennia ago, they abandoned their belief in the supernatural. Now you are asking me to sabotage that achievement, to send them back into the dark ages of superstition and ignorance and fear? No!

06
BOOBY TRAP
Didn't anybody here build ships in bottles when they were boys?!
I did not play with toys.
I was never a boy.

07
THE ENEMY
There are times when it is necessary to die for one's ideals … do you believe that this is one of those times?

10
THE DEFECTOR
There comes a time in a man's life that you cannot know. When he looks down at the first smile of his baby girl and realizes he must change the world for her, for all children.

12
THE HIGH GROUND

I have been reviewing the history of armed rebellion, and it appears that terrorism is an effective way to promote political change.

14
A MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE

We can't both be telling the truth.
It is the truth … as you each remember it.

16
THE OFFSPRING

He's biting that female!

17
SINS OF THE FATHER

Ah yes, I was told to prepare for that. I shall try some of your burned replicated bird meat.

21
HOLLOW PURSUITS

I mean I am the guy who writes down things to remember to say when there is a party. And then when he finally gets there, he winds up alone, in the corner, trying to look … comfortable examining a potted plant.

22
THE MOST TOYS

I cannot permit this to continue.

23
SAREK

NOOOOOOO!!!! It is … it is … wrong. IT IS WROOONG!!! A lifetime of discipline is washed away, and in its place … (laughs briefly then grunts) Bedlam. BEDLAAAM!!! I am so old … there is nothing left but dry bones (sobs) dead friends. Oh, tired. Oh, so tired. No, this weakness disgusts me, I HATE IT! Where is my logic, I am betrayed by desires. I want to feel. I want to feel everything.


SEASON 4

07
REUNION

You have never seen death? Then look … and always remember.

08
FUTURE IMPERFECT

I said SHUT UP! As in close your mouth and stop talking!

09
FINAL MISSION
Oh, I envy you, Wesley Crusher. You're just at the beginning of the adventure.

11
DATA’S DAY

Am I dancing, Doctor?

14
CLUES

Which would you place first, the welfare of a single individual, or that of the entire crew?”

16
GALAXY’S CHILD

Take a hard look through your VISOR, La Forge … see her for who she really is … not what you want her to be.

19
THE NTH DEGREE

I've finally become the person I've always wanted to be. Do we have to ask why?

21
THE DRUMHEAD
*
You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy: ‘With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored … the first thought forbidden … the first freedom denied — chains us all irrevocably.’

24
THE MIND’S EYE

And when you saw the romulan ship, did you try to call for help?
No, the first thing I did … wait a minute.

26
REDEMPTION, PART 1

We should not discount Jean-Luc Picard yet. He is Human. And Humans have a way of showing up when you least expect them.

SEASON 5

01
REDEMPTION, PART 2

You and I will fight battles that others can only dream of. The time for glory is here. It is not a time to worry about stabilizers. It is a time to celebrate, for tomorrow, we all may die! Come! Let us, the sons of Mogh, live this night as if it were our last!

03
ENSIGN RO

Am I disturbing you?
Yes.
Good. You look like someone who wants to be disturbed.

07
UNIFICATION, PART 1
Since I do not require sleep, I propose you take the … shelf, sir. I am content to stand.

08
UNIFICATION, PART 2

Is it so important that you win one last argument with him?
No, it is not, but it is true that I will miss the arguments; they were, finally, all that we had.

14
CONUNDRUM

Perhaps we should not jump to conclusions. I am decorated as well.

16
ETHICS

He can’t make the journey you’re asking of him. You want him to from contemplating suicide to accepting his condition and living with a disability, but it’s too far. And the road between covers a lifetime of values and beliefs.

17
THE OUTCAST
It's hard to grasp the idea of no gender.

21
THE PERFECT MATE

I wish I could convey to you what it's like to be a metamorph; to feel the inner strength of someone; to realize that being with him is opening your mind and heart to endless new possibilities; to hear yourself say ‘I like myself when I'm with him.’

23
I, BORG

Resistance … is not futile?

25
THE INNER LIGHT
*
Oh it’s me isn’t it? I’m the someone. I’m the one it finds.

26
TIME’S ARROW, PART 1

It's just that 'our mental pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns.’
Ah. I believe I understand. I am fond of you as well, commander. And you too, counselor.


SEASON 6

01
TIME’S ARROW, PART 2

I just want you to know that I have the utmost respect for the law.

06
TRUE Q

Jean-Luc, sometimes I think the only reason I come here is to listen to these wonderful speeches of yours.

09
THE QUALITY OF LIFE

When my own status as a living being was in question, you fought to protect my rights. And for that I will always be grateful. The exocomps had no such advocate. If I had not acted on their behalf, they would have been destroyed. I could not allow that to happen sir.

12
SHIP IN A BOTTLE

Cogito ergo sum … I think, therefore I am!

14
FACE OF THE ENEMY

People blame the military for the wars that we are asked to fight, but I think it is your kind, Major, that will be the death of us all.

15
TAPESTRY
*
Blasphemy! You're lucky I don't cast you out or smite you or something.

19
LESSONS
Fencing? I’m not really very good.
Ah, doesn’t matter, so long as you, tch-tch-tch-tch click, enjoy it.

20
THE CHASE
It would seem that we are not completely dissimilar after all; in our hopes, or in our fears.

26
DESCENT, PART 1

What happened?
I got angry.

SEASON 7

01
DESCENT, PART 2
My brother suggested I try to develop my sense of humor. What do you think?
I think it needs a little work.

09
FORCE OF NATURE
This is down. Down is good. This is up. Up is no.

10
INHERITANCE

Some of the colonists objected to having an anatomically correct android running around without any clothes on.

16
THINE OWN SELF

It's a trick!
No. It is empirical data.

20
JOURNEY’S END

Have faith in their abilities to solve their problems on their own.

21
FIRSTBORN

It is a futile struggle. I cannot change things.

56 EPISODES
42 HOURS, 0 MINUTES

These episodes tend to be less reliant on outside context and are typically a little less heavy. Some feel more like guilty pleasures to me because they may have plot holes or cheapen other canon if you think about it too much. That said, there are some really enjoyable episodes in here. This list could swap some episodes with the list above or below depending on my mood.

SEASON 1

12
THE BIG GOODBYE

18
HOME SOIL
Ugly giant bags of mostly water.

19
COMING OF AGE

21
THE ARSENAL OF FREEDOM

25
CONSPIRACY


SEASON 2

05
LOUD AS A WHISPER

08
A MATTER OF HONOR

12
THE ROYALE

15
PEN PALS

SEASON 3

03
THE SURVIVORS

18
ALLIGIANCE

19
CAPTAIN’S HOLIDAY

20
TIN MAN


SEASON 4

04
SUDDENLY HUMAN

05
REMEMBER ME

10
THE LOSS

12
THE WOUNDED

13
DEVIL’S DUE

15
FIRST CONTACT

17
NIGHT TERRORS

20
QPID

22
HALF A LIFE

25
IN THEORY

SEASON 5

04
SILICON AVATAR

05
DISASTER

06
THE GAME

09
A MATTER OF TIME

11
HERO WORSHIP

12
VIOLATIONS

15
POWER PLAY

18
CAUSE AND EFFECT

22
IMAGINARY FRIEND

24
THE NEXT PHASE

SEASON 6

04
RELICS

05
SCHISMS

07
RASCALS

08
A FISTFUL OF DATAS

16
BIRTHRIGHT, PART 1

17
BIRTHRIGHT, PART 2

18
STARSHIP MINE

21
FRAME OF MIND

22
SUSPICIOUS

23
RIGHTFUL HEIR

24
SECOND CHANCES

25
TIMESCAPE


SEASON 7

02
LIASONS

04
GAMBIT, PART 1

05
GAMBIT, PART 2

06
PHANTASMS

07
DARK PAGE

11
PARALLELS

12
THE PEGASUS

17
MASKS

19
GENESIS

23
EMERGENCE

24
PREEMPTIVE STRIKE

42 EPISODES
31 HOURS, 30 MINUTES

These episodes are for if you really liked what you’ve already seen above, and want to know more. Some of these could move up to the Hidden Gems section if I’m in the right mood. And while the ones from earlier seasons may provide some character context, many of these are not memorable, and only a few have any canonical presence later.

P.S. Sub Rosa is commonly considered to be the worst of the series, followed by Shades of Gray.

SEASON 1

04
CODE OF HONOR

05
THE LAST OUTPOST

07
LONELY AMONG US

08
JUSTICE

09
THE BATTLE

10
HIDE AND Q

11
HAVEN

14
ANGEL ONE

16
TOO SHORT A SEASON

17
WHEN THE BOUGH BREAKS

20
HEART OF GLORY

24
WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS


SEASON 2

04
THE OUTRAGEOUS OKONA

06
THE SCHIZOID MAN

07
UNNATURAL SELECTION

10
THE DAUPHIN

13
TIME SQUARED

14
THE ICARUS FACTOR

18
UP THE LONG LADDER

19
MANHUNT

22
SHADES OF GRAY

SEASON 3

01
EVOLUTION

05
THE BONDING

08
THE PRICE

09
THE VENGEANCE FACTOR

11
THE HAUNTED

24
MENAGE A TROI

25
TRANSFIGURATIONS

SEASON 4

06
LEGACY

18
IDENTITY CRISIS

23
THE HOST

SEASON 5

10
NEW GROUND

13
THE MASTERPIECE SOCIETY

20
COST OF LIVING

SEASON 6

02
REALM OF FEAR

03
MAN OF THE PEOPLE

13
AQUIEL

SEASON 7

03
INTERFACE

13
HOMEWARD

14
SUB ROSA

18
EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

22
BLOODLINES